Calm the FUNK down - Funny Gift Candle
For when you want to imply that you're cursing, but also have a dual purpose. This silly candle will delight and dazzle with it's high scent output and charming, elegant appearance.
Message Displays: Calm the FUNK down.
First: Select your Wax Type. Soy wax is the default, but you can upgrade to Beeswax which will burn 50% longer for $5 more.
Next: Choose the default size of 4.5oz or upgrade to 8oz for $5 more.
Finally: Select a scent you know they will love and ship it directly to them. Gift wrapping is available too!
If the scent you want isn't in the list, please choose "Other Scent" and leave it in the comments section when you order.
If you choose to upgrade to Beeswax or 8oz, it will show up as an additional item in your shopping cart. If you delete any of these from your cart, the item shipped will revert back to the default type (soy wax, or the 4.5oz size.)
Browse some of my other message candles or choose your own message for your candle.
Warning: Some message candles are offensive but hilarious.
4.5oz ~ 2.75" tall x 2.25 diameter ~ 40hr burn time in soy.
8oz ~ 3.25" tall x 2.75 diameter ~ 60hr burn time in soy.
100% Vegan Soy Wax (default.)
100% Organic Farm Raised Beeswax. Our beeswax is hand collected from Missouri and Ohio (upgrade to beeswax for up to 50% longer burn times.)
Volume Discount for 4.5oz jars (24 minimum) Contact us directly for information on this opportunity.
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